chunch

the top of the crack of the ass; the plumber's crack

Pull up your pants. Your chunch is showing!

by lulu April 18, 2005

Chunch

Loose combination of "chode" and "douche".

An all-purpose term to describe a guy who sucks.

Jackie: "That guy over there really needs to stop yelling. Nobody wants to hear you talk dude."

Emily: "For sure, he's a total chunch."

by sparkbop September 19, 2009

Clutchcakes

Clutch is "coming through in the clutch." Something helpful, especially at a time of distress or just when something is needed. So, if something is clutch, then it is really good because it came through at the right time.

Clutchcakes would also be something cool, but now it has a "sweet" (as in a synonym for cool) connotation to it, hence the 'cake' part of the word. Essentially, the word 'clutchcakes' takes 'clutch' to another level.

One other definition of clutchcakes are extremely good cupcakes that rival Martha Stewart's (as I imagine hers are heaven). They are especially clutch if one gets these extremely good cupcakes at the perfect time. And, one will know when is the perfect time.

So lets say you are at a party and it goes dry, and your friend walks in with a bunch of alki. You can say, that was so clutch! or even better... u can just say.. "clutchcakes." so its better than just being clutch.

by Radley Mayer October 29, 2010

lift clutch

Ready to leave and go somewhere else, mode of transport is usually driving

Dude we'll link tomorrow going to lift clutch

by Shadow January 24, 2005

cooter crunch

When you can get through a series of crunches without queebing.

I did my cooter crunches in gym today while my partner held my feet.

by kkoo June 21, 2009

Double clutching

When a hoe takes on two or more dicks at the same time

Guy 1: Yo, Sheena new “man” don’t know is she is the biggest double clutching slut in the hood!

Guy 2: Hahaha, man that hoe messing around with John, Matt and Quameer at the same time? What a simp

by Joos man June 12, 2018

Apple Orchard Crunch

Derives from the original meaning of a Wifey or you woman whom you love very much. Your Apple Orchard Crunch is your everything and you will eat at any given moment to pleasure her. She is wife material and is a Wifey. Love and Peace over bombs in the middle east.

Bill: Hey, did you talk to my apple orchard crunch today?

Petter Cotton Tail: Yes, Why?

Bill: Fuck you nigga. dont you ever talk to my apple orchard crunch!!

by Juice Rubix October 19, 2009