chode lettuce

Used to describe the bunched up chode hairs that gather in one's chode/gooch region that have begun to fester with signs of mold and greening on the tips
Dawg, Rick's chode lettuce is collecting dingle berries and you could see the lumps in his pants!
by Hurman December 13, 2007
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chode-core

adj. A type of rock music involving penises that are wider than they are long. This can typically describe a certain kind of music which uses no rythm or instruments, just a deafining deep screams.
This band is chode-core to the max.
by Andrew White May 05, 2004
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chode slap

to put your hand in your pants, rub your nuts, and then take your hand back out and slap someone in the face
Charlie chode slapped me in the face because I called his girlfriend a trick ass ho.
by Craven Cox February 26, 2005
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Saggy Chode

Saggy Chode: A Short stubie fat meaty penis that sags to the floor with it's fuzzy ball sacks, when saggy may skwish together like meat sacks, the flavor is bitter and claimy with a hint of jew juice.
Eww Unice your saggy chode just slaped my face, you got juice everywere.
by Priscilla P July 30, 2008
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woogie chode

The slightly more hairy, elongated and oblong offset version of a chode. Some times refered to as, the ugly chode, afro chode, and in extreme cases, the fatling chode. The vulgur use of this chode is rarely seen in modern chode dialect, but in the old days, it was more commonly used as an insult.
1. My chode looks like chewbaca, it's a woogie chode.

2. Hey, sit down on my woogie chode and I'll slip it in sideways.

3. Dude, stop being such a fatling chode!
by Mansex Extraordinaire October 21, 2004
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Chode huffer

A person who brown noses, or kisses ass. A suck up or teachers pet.
When Frank, told the teacher that she forgot to give us home work he was just chode huffing. Chode huffer
by Facey Mcfuck August 27, 2008
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chode-blap

To hit a woman across the face with a penis that is wider than it is long: to blap a woman with a chode
He's one heckuva chode-blapper!
by Foxy October 29, 2003
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