chode slap

to put your hand in your pants, rub your nuts, and then take your hand back out and slap someone in the face

Charlie chode slapped me in the face because I called his girlfriend a trick ass ho.

by Craven Cox February 25, 2005

chode

a stumpy penis, as wide as it is long

"put your chode away t-rod, she wants a real dick."

by fizzledizzle November 29, 2003

chode

A dick thats wider than it is longer

Kasras got a chode and he'll never have sex with anyone because of that, except an Iranian prostitute and a catholic priest

by Cal Brown July 21, 2005

chode

Well, we use the term to mean 'turd'. I know it's incorrect, but I heard the word on south park years ago and thought it meant 'poo', so we've all used it in our household ever since.

I'm just off to pass chode.

by CJ Hayes May 7, 2005

chode

A person who is pretty damn fat, often wider than they are tall. From the word 'chode' meaning a penis wider than it is long.

"Get off my lasagne, you chode"

"I just ate a whole ham... I feel like such a chode"

by haminahamina February 21, 2005

chode

a penis wider than it is long

tony howley has a cheesy chode

by tonyhasachode May 8, 2004

chode venom

simply stated it's another way of saying semen.

Yesterday after your mom bent over and exposed her camel flaps, I went home and choked up a little chode venom.

by TheNoodler December 23, 2006