Cheese and Rice

1. A way of saying Jesus Christ without really saying it.

2. An expression similar to Wow! or Holy cow!, used to express happiness, stupidity, or

1. "Cheese and Rice, that driver almost hit me!"

2. "Cheese and Rice Dave, You're so dumb."

by Elki Venshwitz April 6, 2007

grilled cheese

A sandwich consisting of two pieces of bread, generally white, lightly toasted, and a piece of melty cheese, usually American or Cheddar, placed between them. Highly tasty.

I love grilled cheese sandwiches.

by 'Annony' June 7, 2005

Butt Cheese Disease

Its when there is a lot of Dingleberries in your ass, all clumped togather, giving the appearancg of cheese in your asshole.

Oh dude, i think i have but cheese diesese!!

by Nick March 31, 2004

Censorship

censorship is the g**d*** f****** s***! its so f****** awesome! holy s***! It's crazy a** amazing. What the f****** world needs is more f****** censorship!

H***,maybe in 50 years words like toast and pencil will be censored. who f****** knows?

censorship is the f****** s***

by Banana Split October 29, 2006

cheese relish

Enjoying a period of extended sexual abstinence.
Extreme form of satisfaction derived from annoying someone.
Great pleasure obtained by focusing your attention on something that you feel passionate about like a job that makes use of your talents, or a particular hobby.

But Hilary, why are you so cruel with that poor soul?" "Hon... pure cheese relish!

by rperazag June 19, 2010

cheese dick

A guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant dick head. He almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.

Dude, Rick is such a fucking cheese dick."

by Bob Williams May 29, 2003

The Lioness on The Cheese Grater

A sexual position much loved by women of ancient Greece; mentioned in Aristophanes' "Lysistrata".

Last night, we tried the Lioness on The Cheese Grater and I came twice.

by Pr0m3th3u$ April 19, 2009