Catch-22

A "damned if you do, damned if you don't" situation, where there is no right choice. See: Kobayashi Maru.

Being White is a Catch-22. If you participate in a different culture, that's cultural appropriation... but if you don't, you're not being inclusive. If you move into an urban area, you're part of the gentrification problem... but if you move out of an urban area, you're part of the "white flight" problem. If you don't pay attention to skin color, you're ignoring racism... but if you do, you're racist. There is no right choice.

by Straight White Homeschooling D December 4, 2020

Cathiana

Cathiana is a sister who always support you no matter what's circumstances it is, but also reckless and poor in decision making

Cathiana is a GOOD sister
Cathiana is a LOVELY person

by Makemespecial June 7, 2021

Cleavage Catch

The act of using your boobs to catch any incoming projectile. Often used by chicks with the distinct knowledge that they are not only well coordinated with boob eye coordination but blessed with boobs to catch things with.

Hey Brooke that was an awesome cleavage catch! Perfect timing with that pencil!

by AJ the dirty mexican April 8, 2011

foot catch

Something is falling to the ground. It's mostly likely valuable and/or fragile. The crushing impact with the solid floor will certainly break it. With spiderman-like reflexes, your foot swiftly moves to its trajectory, intercepting the thing and breaking its fall. Foot catch. Success.

One time my Dad admitted that when my brother was a baby he fell off the bed and my Dad used a foot catch. Seriously.

by Mike Dobbins December 4, 2012

Spunk catcher

A spunk catcher is the acted of catching mans load on your face from three or more feet.

Hey my best friend is a spunk catcher

by 1223493 September 15, 2015

tail catcher

A wealthy male individual, typically over 40, whose financial abundancy attracts many young girls.

Doddy, why are you such a tail catcher?

by CorpsBride November 29, 2015

butterfly catcher

A girl that all boys can't help but fall for. They also seem to do whatever she wants them to. She can "catch" any butterfly aka boy she sets her heart on.

Girl:Dang that girl is a butterfly catcher
Girl #2: yeah look at them, they're fluttering around her, and doing everything for her.

by ogbutterflycatcher December 10, 2016