National beat Thomas day

You can beat anyone named Thomas’s ass

I just beat Thomas’s ass because today’s national beat Thomas day

by National _____ day !! April 18, 2020

National Beat a Furry Year

2022 is beat a furry year. Beat them up and they cannot stop you!

Thanks to National Beat a Furry Year, I can beat up furrys all year!

by tjib December 6, 2021

Beaten like a red haired stepchild

To have had a tank of whoopass opened on oneself.

Sean just got beaten like a red haired stepchild by Gaz!!!

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

beat up that beat

to fist pump, starting out by drum-rolling on the floor, working your way up to full on creeped out fist-pumping in a Jersey Shore club or bar with all your guido and guidette pals. Can only be done to house music while in a trashy outfit for girls, Ed Hardy clothing for guys, complete with a fake tan, and in girls' case, a Snooki-esque pouf or blonde and black extensions like JWoww's. Can be taken to the next level by fist-pumping while switching your legs back and forth to the beat.

DJ Pauly D: We just had to beat up that beat, man.

Ronnie: Dude, we really beat up that beat last night at Karma!!!

Vinny: After I get a few drinks in me, the real Vinny comes out to play! I effin' beat up that beat like none other!

by Stage Soprano February 6, 2010

beatboxing

When one takes a hit of marijuana so large the resulting cough sounds as if one is participating in the breakdown of a mid-1980's rap.

"Dan hit that J like it was 1986 - started beatboxing."
"That bong hit made Dan sound like he was recording an album with Doug E. Fresh he was beatboxing so bad."

by KeenTrager February 20, 2012

you beat

In poker, an expression used to answer the pesky question, "What do/did you have?" Popularized by professional poker player Layne Flack in a television appearance on the World Poker Tour.

"What did you have?"
"You beat."

by MrBlini May 8, 2005

nigger beat

To administer or inflict a massive beating, intending to demoralize or destroy ones self esteem or personal image. A deragatory term also used to be racist or offensive to niggers.

We layed down a serious nigger beating last night at the football game.
Or
We got nigger beat!

by FaygoNinja January 19, 2005