brown pelican

a dip of poo, to place feces in the mouth in the same place as a tobacco dip and to use it as such

Tobacco is not allowed in our school so I decided to use a brown pelican.

by Bagarbage Bill November 12, 2004

Chris Browned

When a girl gets her ass beat by her boyfriend or husband for stepping out of line

Girl: Who the fuck is this bitch that keeps calling you?

Guy: BITCH u better get out my face with all that bullshit fore' u gets Chris Browned!

by Ksolo101 February 14, 2009

Doc Brown

A Doc Brown is acehived by standing over a woman (with consent), and deficating on her chest whilst masturbating over her face at exactly 88mph. It is believed that a Doc Brown will cause a tear in the fabric of space and time.

Doc Brown: "Marty! I found another way to generate 1.21 Gigawatts last night! I shit on Clara's chest and wacked off at 88mph till I busted on her face"

Marty: "You mean you put a Doc Brown on the bitch!? This is heavy Doc."

by Vladmir Bojangles November 19, 2007

Brown Gilmore

a semi-obscure sex act that fulfills a particular fetish by combining a straight couple, a midget, and poop.

"Hey, buddy, when did you realize she was 'the One'?"

"The first time she gave me a Brown Gilmore!"

by D. Sanchez III October 7, 2009

Brown Pinata

Beating your boyfriend's ass with a paddle until he loses control of his bowels, resulting in a shower of brown "treats".

"Last night, Alexi gave me a Brown Pinata. I'm wearing a diaper as we speak."

by Corndog January 6, 2005

brown hornet

To OD on heroin.

oh shit, she's dead. she got bitten by the brown hornet

by dnpr December 5, 2010

brown waldo

A brown waldo is a bowel movement left in a strategic location that makes it hard to find. The more specific davenport (popularized by pro football player Najeh Davenport) would qualify, but a brown waldo may be dropped anywhere - not just in a closet hamper. You'll smell it before you see it!

This Christmas party sucks - I'm gonna go leave a brown waldo in their guest room.

<3 days later>

Dude ... where's the brown waldo? I can totally smell it!

by brownwaldo.com August 29, 2009