Brandon Cripps 

Full name for the swaggiest of the swaggy. A man who enjoys long walks on the beach and ducking at video games (Namely PubG). He tries very hard but never quite achieves the chicken dinner. He is often sighted with his notorious pal Mr. Nosleeves. But I can't state fully enough.. how bad he is at video games! Its bad. Like, bad.

Wow Im really pulling a Brandon Cripps and sucking balls at this game right now.

Brandon Cripps by Steve Boshman December 27, 2018

brandon hs (fl)

a school in brandon, florida with a horrible football team, std infested cheerleaders and annoying ass teachers. brandon tends to be a pretty fun school at times but the aps are always blowing their whistles too fucking loud for no reason and giving out lunch detention for stupid ass things. brandon got hella baddies though and theres no reason not to go.

Gay: riverview is way better than brandon hs (fl)
Me: shut the fuck up

brandon hs (fl) by insta @theworldvsbrandon November 13, 2019

Brandon the foster kid 

A dude Brandon I used to live with who worked for fosters moving. He hated it and quit after day 1.

Person 1: "hey where's Brandon? "
Person 2: "who? "
Person 1: "Brandon the Foster kid"

Brandon the foster kid by TakePissGang December 4, 2019

Brandon Lynch 

Some absolute baboon of a Roadman who lives and breathes north face, caps, man bags and acne.

Girl 1: Ew, look at that roadman!

Girl 2: Yeah! He's such a Brandon Lynch!

Brandon Lynch by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020

Brandon Boudreau 

A grade 7 teacher who went to Timmies and ordered timbits but they didn't have so he went to another one and ordered 60 and gave them out to is class. Thanks bro :)

Brandon Boudreau: I got tim b's!
Grade 7 Class: I dooooo!! AHHHHHH

Brandon Boudreau by Danny Dumptruck November 29, 2021

brandon scrumptious 

when someone looks scrumptious or sexy refer to them as brandon.

you’re looking very brandon scrumptious today

oh my god my crush is looking very brandon scrumptious today 😍

brandon scrumptious by fatherisme March 6, 2022

Brandon's disease 

This is a condition when a person becomes allergic to sleeves or shirts. The allergic reaction is to remove the offensive piece of clothing or to not wear this offensive clothing ever. With the advent of 24 hour fitness this disease is becoming more and more common. The term was named after a contestant in a Pomona area date auction gone horribly awry. Symptoms include but not limited to a serious addiction to Kit Kat bars and cranberry juice, owning an odd number of sleeves, and owning more wife beaters than actual “top” shirts such as t-shirts or button ups.

Brandon's disease can be found in Matthew Mcconaughey, Larry the Cable Guy, Nelly

Brandon's disease by pomona bk July 7, 2008