Birthday

A day in which basically you are wished happy birthday and don't get spoken to for the rest of the party. You also get to see people you haven't seen in like...12 and a half years sooooo

It's your birthday john, now fuck off I wanna talk to aunt Margaret

by Lobsterr June 9, 2022

Birthday

Gay

I’m birthday

by YOURMOMISHOT918282 November 27, 2021

Birthday Candle

Where a man rubs Vaseline on the tip of his penis and lights it so a woman can 'blow' out the candle

"It ain't Birthday sex without a Birthday candle"

by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023

15th birthday

The most boring birthday ever. 15 is a pointless age to be because there’s not really much you can do at this age. You’re still not old enough to drive or get a job and it’s like being 14 all over again. You don’t have the same opportunities that 16 year olds do, so if you’re turning 15, I feel bad for you.

14 year old: “Bro, my 15th birthday is coming up. I’m so hyped rn”

16 year old: “You still can’t drive or get a job, so your birthday is kinda pointless”

by TEEGUY December 31, 2024

birthday pass

A get out of jail free pass on someone's birthday or until they celebrate it

*does something stupid*
"BIRTHDAY PASS"

by Likmaniplets February 17, 2015

Birthday

An excuse for the people around you to eat out at a nice restaurant, when all you really want to do is lie on the couch peacefully watching Gilmore Girls. In reality birthdays can be quite stressful and beg the cynical question ---- is this day for you, or for the people around you?

John: I can't believe I'm turning 30 next week.

Ben: Happy early birthday! Let me take you out---there's this new bar that opened up, I've been meaning to try it out.

John: I appreciate it, but honestly, I just want to sit home and watch Gilmore girls.

Ben: 30 is special! You can watch that show any other day. Turning 30 only happens once!

by MemerMemers October 15, 2022

pink birthday

A song by Nicki Minaj from Pink Friday 2.

Happy Pink Birthday!

by Certified Barbie July 10, 2024