Guy 1 - Hey Dude. Did you get the invite to Arik Ancelin's Diamond Birthday Banger? Guy 2 - No man.. How did you get one? Guy 1 - I am an advocate for the Down Syndrome Community!
by extra21 July 3, 2023
Get the Diamond Birthdaymug. A free pass for your parents to act unnecessarily shitty to you, your siblings, and everyone around you. Therefore, making you resent them and making the word "parents" synonyms with "torturers" or "bitches" or "people I fucking hate" :)
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.
My mother, whom I call Mal, which is short for Malicious, her most obvious trait, hobbled into my room to wake me up the morning of my Birthday, she smelled of Cabernet and evil. The way her voice sounded when she told me Happy Birthday, she sounded as if someone was grabbing her foot from under my bed and forcing her to say it.
by yourbestfriend'shotmom February 16, 2023
Get the Birthdaymug. by Rev Dan May 23, 2018
Get the Cats Birthdaymug. 
you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!
by ilooooveaxotlsss December 7, 2022
Get the half birthday december 5thmug. by Allie Lovr May 16, 2018
Get the homozygous recessive birthday bash smashmug. The 29th of December is the birthday of a human being that uses Discord. I am putting this on here to see if somebody from our Discord server finds it.
by Joseph Neutron 23rd November 29, 2023
Get the Jay's Birthdaymug.