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by Lovelovelovehatehatehate September 10, 2011
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christian karl

The most badass, headass, assman in the world, master slayer of all puss in the land

Huge dick
Yoo have you guys met christian karl, hes awesome
by ArmyStrong75 May 24, 2017
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Conway Christian

This chain of schools is full of the biggest pussies to ever grace the planet. Contrary to belief, Alabama isn't the only place where people fuck their cousins, this school is full of inbred motherfuckers. The staff at this school don't do anything but assign shitty assignments that are so outrageously stupid no one will do them. Their sports teams suck so bad, they haven't won any games since 2009.
Person 1: Did you see the game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, they pulled a Conway Christian.
by thatbitch39 February 8, 2019
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Christian Authorpreneurship

The development of a writing/ publishing business with an inspirational or Christian theme from the ground up — coming up with an idea centered on book writing and/or publishing with an inspirational or Christian theme and turning it into a profitable business.
Determining your ministry and higher purpose is the first step in Christian Authorpreneurship.
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Christian Deism

Christian Deism is a belief system held, by Christian Deists.
Christian Deism is a hybrid belief and philosophy. That there is a Supreme being or creator of the universe. and that said Creator/Supreme Being, can be known by using reason and observation of the natural world. (Deism)

This God can be known by two basic "commandments" or laws. That were endowed to humanity and possibly all of life. These commandments are seen as being best summarized in the Judeo-Christian tradition as “love for God and love for neighbor." Christian deists for this reason believe that true original Christianity is the belief in the two commandments. They believe that the figure of Jesus regardless of whether he was real or mythical…was a deist, who was anointed by God to preach the natural laws, which he called the gospel. (Christian). Jesus is not seen as a prophet but a great man, who realized that instinctively the laws are known by all people. They believe that to be restored in life and possibly to achieve salvation, from sin (disobedience) a person must obey and declare allegiance to the laws/commandments.

To obey these laws Christian deists, must love themselves, so they can enjoy, appreciate, and experience life, which is seen as a gift from God. (Love for God) and they must try to love others (Love for neighbor).
I knew a guy who claimed to be a Christian deist, that is a practitioner of Christian Deism. He said believed in Jesus the man, he believed in one God, that the institution of a church is obsolete, the miracles probably didn't happen, the resurrection didn't occur, the virgin birth didn't happen, Angels and demons may or may not exist, The Old Testament and much of the New Testament is crap and Everyone was saved by God and because of the law being known in the heart and he believed everyone went to Heaven after going to hell for a while.
by Breakfiled May 11, 2021
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Christian casas

A piece of shit coward , scared to fight so he uses weapons to defend his sorry ass .
Person: Hey you know Christian casas?
Other person: yea I know that dip shit he’s a little bitch and his girlfriend is a cum dumpster
by Mr . C November 25, 2019
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christian sinacori

The art of sticking your finger in ur bum
Christian Sinacori spread his legs and stuck his fingers in his bum
by Your mums mutt April 7, 2019
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