AP World History

Everyday you walk into this class, your wrists will magically slit themselves. Many people recommend this class to people such as Hitler and Stalin, as it's such a fun class. This class will for sure fill up your notes app with suicide notes, sometimes you'll even print them out just incase you go vertical on your wrists. Don't forget the slew of work that's comes out faster than you can cry, don't worry though there's no time to cry. You'll find yourself staying up all night long just to avoid this slop of a class. Many people ask what you'll learn, simply tell them you learned how to write a suicide note in 45 minutes while answering the prompt.

Student 1: Hey I just signed up for AP World History!

Student 2: I have taken AP World History!

Student 1: What's it like?
Student 2: Grab a rusty razer and chew on it until you get tetanus

Student 1: What

by Thatuhpersonhahahaha April 7, 2025

Aping

Excessive aggressiveness with a shotgun to the point where they dont realize that they are running into danger. A good example of this is in Destiny 2 thevideo game, especially in the PvP modes. When you are standing with 2-3 team mates on a point in control and a shotgunner runs in and kills one person and is then torn apart by the team. They saw the opportunity for a kill and went for it without considering if they’d also be killed. Now if their target was alone, nbd, they are successful and keep rolling.

Panduh: "There's only one dude left."
Diffizzle: "I see him! I see him! Watch out he's aping! Got him."
Panduh: "GGs boys."

by Tylooo October 21, 2023

Unity of apes

Unity of apes is not a group; it’s a religion. We are the ones who go ape time every full moon aka unleash our inner apes. We go into the woods everyday communicating and worshiping our god, Harambae for he is the chosen ape.

Uncultured swine: what religion are you?
Ape brother: I am apart of the unity of apes

by The ape man November 12, 2019

Ape

Something that a person calls for being beyond stupid

Matt: Grizzy you fucking ape

by Dwarfish bard March 21, 2019

Ap

acidic pussy

Damn I heard your friend got that ap

by Ihooplol March 28, 2021

ape-rehension

The English skills of an ape

Person 1: imma fuk yuo up
Person 2: You have wonderful ape-rehension

by GeekSlayer37 October 14, 2016

dumb ape

1. An amatuer investor who buys stocks based on hype and a total lack of understanding for market conditions, valuations and long term strategy.

2. A person who dumps all of their life savings into the stock market and then tries to convince everyone they know to do the same thing in the hopes that it will create enough hype to create a short term growth bubble.

Mike: Bro you see what Duke just did?

Steve: No what?
Mike : That DUMB APE just dropped his savings into some ev startup thats been super hyped and hasn't even sold a car.
Steve : Ugh so should we buy some?
Mike : Umm I guess...

by pympkane December 6, 2021