big-lipped beast

Derogatory term for African Americans. First used in the Chappelle Show by the judge to describe the white guy in the role reversal trial segment.

"... keep you kind of the streets, you big-lipped beast.

by SteveBizzle April 4, 2008

Flemish massage beast

A skilled manpape masseuse.

That Flemish massage beast just watered the bunny hole without the proper credentials.

by iam3toed April 18, 2011

Miniature Beast Of Burden

Donkey from shrek

"Donkeh you miniature beast of burden"- shrek

by Diln<3shrek August 6, 2019

Double backed beast

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.

Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009

Sexy Beast

Emily the elephnt pimp and liv the elephant hoe, so a pimp and his/her hoe.

who is that sexy beast?
its either emily or liv??

by Lyle the lizard November 18, 2012

Freed The Beast

The poo the morning after a night of heavy drinking (preferably a combination of draft beer/cheap mexican food for maximum payload), usually rather smelly and leaves everybody in close proximity to the washroom feeling absolutely ill.

(Guy 1)Dude, I just Freed The Beast all over Tom's bathroom!

(Guy 2) I know, I smelled it and just bucked all over myself!

(Guy 1) Righteous.

by Studly333 December 14, 2008

slut beast

a slut beast is a girl who hunts the male species to extinction. the slut beast is fueled by monster energy drinks and will almost have sex with guys and punch them in the balls instead, turning their "blue balls" purple.

blue balls monster sex slut

That Slut Beast is best friends with that Bus Whore!

by buswhore<3 April 16, 2011