german constipation

is when 3 people are in an act of sex when one eats laxitivs and then the other person puts their dick up then asshole and waits while the other person puts thier mouth under the asshole and wait for the dick to be pulled out like a dam breaking and the water pouring out. when the diaria pouring into the mouth they swallow it.
german constipation
by minecraft bruv October 05, 2019
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Eliza Coupe Is Android Seventeen And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Android Eighteen <German Expression Prisoner Of War Called "'15mMm'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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German V2

When an ejaculation Has enough loft to clear partner during pullout
My cumshot took off like a german v2 and cleared her head
by Mad Mechanic December 06, 2010
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german croissant

When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up
Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook upa German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks
by Tyler crock August 01, 2018
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dutch german

Livingston inhabitant with a German appearance, but Dutch tongue. Dutch Germans tend to have long beards which hide subtle emotional leakage.
Oh my word! That Dutch German next door was looking at Crake!
by Will Dillan May 27, 2017
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German car door syndrome

When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.
Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"
by Charles Visitor August 01, 2021
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Germanic Guido

Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:

Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
by Imanisu March 04, 2022
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