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50% of men

And what percentage of women have approached men and what are the attributes of those men? Be specific.
Hym "And don't try to use me as an example you know that shit doesn't count. So, 50% of men haven't approached a woman and what percentage of women have approached a man? I know they generally don't do it but they do it sometimes. How often and what are the attributes? Who are the initiating sex with? What are their attributes? I asked these questions years ago and you're dodging them like a.... Oh shit I cant think of one.... Uuuuuuuuuh shit... Like aaaaaaaa... Nevermind. You're dodging the question!"
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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Of Mice & Men

1). A kickass metalcore band that made Attack Attack! look obsolete...as someone here put it, although both are from the same era.
2). The novel the band got their name from.
1). No one gives a shit about Attack Attack!. It's all about Of Mice & Men, bitches!
2). Did you read Of Mice & Men?
by 7568ino November 22, 2023
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Men written by women

A sissy liberal who likes jazz.

Possibly a classy guy but also likes honey on the side.

One who fits the females gaze.
That guy looks like he is a men written by women.
by Michael Pichael November 29, 2023
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It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".
by QuacksO December 1, 2023
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Straight, cis, white men

The holy water to petrify the devil; aka the single combination of identities that SJWs and the current state lefties are at (radical liberalism) and are losing their shit over. It came with the rise of "wokeness" in the 2010s, particularly.

*Usually a way to refer to those modern feminists and LGBTQ+ advocates and allies despise. Often said, when serious/unironic, without care or awareness of how sexist, racist, and overall discriminatory it is, or as a propagating phrase to indoctrinate and mislead. Rose to popularity through TikTok, Twitter, and Tumblr; the smelly depths of the Internet, really.

Sometimes accompanied with "old," like when referring to those who made the Roe v. Wade decision.

Simply put, the final boss modern day liberals claim are perpetually feeding into their suffering.
Blue-haired they/them: Leave it to you straight, cis, white men to take away my rights as a non-binary, pansexual girlboss.

Their estranged father: You were exactly who you hated before 2018.
by thoughtscanberead December 4, 2023
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Men

A creature with a built-in hand warmer
by I_love_emrik December 6, 2023
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crispy men

A man just out the fryer, so yummy, so young, so… good…
Girl 1: woah! Look at those men!
Girl 2: yeah, I wonder what their names are.
Girl 3: crispy men. They are just like McDonald’s fries.
Girl 2:fat bitch.
by Gooeybeans July 5, 2023
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