biscuit face

A person whose face you just want to pound like a blob of gooey biscuit mix.

She called me a bitch, and I wanted to punch her just like the rest of her biscuit face friends.

Shut up before you become a biscuit face.

by bebivens March 10, 2008

Soggy Biscuit

spray your man juice on a biscuit and if you spray it last you gotta eat it.

AHAHAH, you gotta eat dat soggy biscuit

by AlexCr December 18, 2008

Whisker Biscuit

Womans vagina with pubic hair

That my freind is the hairiest whisker biscuit I've ever seen.

by phev January 20, 2007

Biscuit Basket

A place where women throw their used pads and tampons resulting in a foul smell and dense air.

My grandfather says that the women's visitor bathroom at the jail smells like a biscuit basket.

by Sailorman123 February 22, 2021

bald biscuit

A cleanly shaven pussy, specifically on a white female.

Just fucked Andrea, man, the bald biscuit on that chick was like a baby's bottom.

Jamy would've had a perfect bald biscuit, but she had a 5:00 pussy shadow.

by thatonepedophilejk December 22, 2012

Biscuit muncher

one who spends a lot of time in meetings drinking coffee and eating biscuits. Usually spending more time on managing the biscuit rota than on anything that is actually constructive in terms of the problem or problems at hand.

"OMG, thats the fifth meeting today. &*cking biscuit munchers!"

by gobby_lad May 05, 2015

crippled biscuit

simply when one's biscuit becomes broken and crippled.

lee: OMG my biscuit is broken ;(
phoebe: it's not broken, it's crippled !
lee: oh darn it, i now own a crippled biscuit.
phoebe: LOL!

by leetard. July 30, 2009