window cleaner

A noble profession... if your last profession was cleaning balls!

This bloke thinks I'm a bloody window cleaner!

by deathmetalfan November 16, 2011

Windows XP

A program first created in secret by Microsoft Corporation and funded by the US Navy, the sole purpose of which was supposed to be to delete files saved onto the hard disk and not allow any external hardware to be installed on the computers of terrorists. Somehow Bill Gates found out that it could, concievably, be used as an operating system and be used by any normal person with a minumum of 6 years computer training. Needless to say, it made him millions.

Godammit, Windows XP is a piece of shit! *bangs computer*

by Blizzleair July 14, 2003

Microsuck Windows Crap

Any Operating system made by Microsoft.

#1 Hey dude, is your copy of Microsuck Windows Crap acting up again?
#2 Yeah, this OS really sucks. A lot.
#1 You need to get Ubuntu or a Mac or something. That's the 7th time today!

by Mr. Pseudonym22 March 19, 2011

Windows XP

I am a network administrator for a company called Audio Video. I know computers in and out. Windows XP is one of the worst OS's Microsoft has made yet. Win2k Pro is actually the best. Easy to network, very nice layout, not TOO userfriendly like XP, and with 2k you can define your own settings. XP is so user friendly that you cant do what you really want to do. Very unstable, and doesn't support most advanced scripts. Most XP computers don't even support OpenGL. That my friend, is sad.

Windows XP is like taking Win98 and making it look even worse. Now that my friends, is a bad OS.

by Brian January 19, 2004

windows

When capitalized: An GUI (graphical user interface) operating system first released in 1986 by Microsoft Corporation.

When not capitalized: A glass plate inside of a wall that lets light into buildings.

Every operating system has errors and crashes every once in a while, no matter if you're running Windows, Macintosh, Linux, or whatever. Deal with it, guys!

by star8706 June 21, 2003

Windows

The mostly criticised operating system by Microsoft. It is known as a laughable operating system by many because of it's frequent crashes, high amount of viruses and the fact that Microsoft copies from other OSes, for example: Windows Calendar looks similar to Apple's iCal.

It started off as an executable for DOS systems, went on to be a nearly full operating system with the Windows 3.x and 9x series (c:/con/con, anyone?) and then did not require DOS.

When Ballmer decided to replace the beloved classic of Microsoft, Bill Gates, starting with Vista, Windows went downhill.

~~Before~~

Gates: We need functionality, less RAM consumption and a clean UI for Windows!

~~After~~

Ballmer: PRETTY CLOCK, PRETTY UI, WHO CARES ABOUT RAM CONSUMPTION, ADD MORE FEATURES!!!1

by Well I'm Not You, Am I? December 20, 2010

Window Troll

A person (typically a middle-age neighbor with no life) that looks out their windows any time any noise is heard in the neighborhood, such as a car driving by, door shutting, or dog farting.

They know every neighbor's vehicle, work schedule, and all aspects of personal life, but they've never talked to you or anyone else in the 'hood.

Chris is such a window troll... My dog farted in his sleep yesterday, and he immediately stuck his head out his blinds.

by missymoo090909 March 21, 2011