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National Tickling Week

National Tickling Week is a week from December 23rd to the 30th in where you can tickle someone for a veeeeerrrryyyyy long time. It also recurs from January 1st to the 8th.
National Tickling Week is an entire week in which you tickle your MOST ticklish, single , friend for 2-10 minutes a day straight. This person you choose to tickle you must tell them they cannot get mad or you will do it again.
by That person who says stuff...: December 23, 2019
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a gentlemens week

A week grace period before dumping her after she has either a) taken you on holiday or b) bought you a nice gift. After this you have no obligation to her.
Boy: I think we should see other people
Girl: Really? After I have just taken you to France last week.
Boy: To be fair, you did have a gentlemens week afterwards because you took me to france. I don't owe you anything
by beenbaba April 28, 2014
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Fuck The Owner Week

Between August 13 and August 19th you can harrass or do anything to the owner basicly: fuck over the owner
Discord User: This owner is a piece of SHIT
Owner: Il ban ya for that
Discord User: Its Fuck the owner week
Owner: Shit
by NutNutNutButter August 15, 2023
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this week's laughing stock

The joke of the internet, until the next one comes along. Due to the short attention span of the collective internet, being the laughing stock for an entire week is very bad.
"I will dig up every bit of dirt you have and make you this week's laughing stock."
by SomeCaliGirl October 1, 2022
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Bleed week

1. The week in which bleeding interrupts your sexual activities. Or so you're pretending, anyways.

2. The week in which women can pull their own special racial card for everything, including bitching, moaning, and bad driving

3. The week in which you don't need to give a fuck about any female as you will not gain anything from it.
1: "so i was gonna fuck ma bitch last night, but bleed week just started, so we had to try backdoor blizzard instead.

2. e.g. 9/11? she was on her period. nuff said.

3. her:"hey honey, will you-"

you: "no."
by guttedcivillain June 16, 2010
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my week with Marilyn

(N.B: The Marilyn referred to is Marilyn Monroe )

a) the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe

b) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents, getting to meet Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local TV show and I was in the audience.
by Sexydimma October 31, 2014
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