A tradition passed down from generations upon generations in which two young gentlemen partake in periodic challenges of whit and cunning. The two men wager upon how many "whales" they can "harpoon" in one night. In reality it's how many plus size woman they can hook up with at one party.
"Carson's bachelor party was pretty ridiculous last week. It started with taking shots and turned into a hardcore round of whale wars."
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Get the War paint mug.1. Someone who can not locate Iraq on a map
2. Someone who has no concept that people outside of their own comfort zone of friends actually DO exist
3. Someone who then chooses to believe that if these people did exist their lives are of little meaining when compared with their own.
2. Someone who has no concept that people outside of their own comfort zone of friends actually DO exist
3. Someone who then chooses to believe that if these people did exist their lives are of little meaining when compared with their own.
The asshole with no brain could not consider anyone on an equal level with himself because it made him feel as if his penis was somehow shrinking
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