wanker

Politicians basically are all wankers. Have respect for none of them, except maybe some of the dead ones

Tony Blair, George Bush....wankers

by lord nobcheese January 8, 2007

Wanker

The middle of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Roy's penis is neither large nor small, rather, he has a wanker.

by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

wacked

To be the gayest little sex puppet that I know.

Holy crap that kid on irc is wacked, yo.

by endoskeleton April 19, 2005

WakeD

Secksy internet superstar!

Omg! Youre Such Like WakeD!

by WakeD April 10, 2003

wanker

Someone who tries to make their penis larger.

He is such a wanker! He tries does a jelq to himself to make his penis bigger....isn't that gross?

by Alotta August 31, 2005

wanged

What one fraternity brother might say to another fraternity brother about his date last night. Since "wang” is a common term when referring to your penis, "wanged” is what you did to your lady last night.

I really “wanged” my girlfriend last night. We both had a great time!!

by Panchoman Jr. November 14, 2006

wanged

A term referring to a school yard prank in which a student glues/pastes an image of a penis or wang onto the back of another student and the prank lasts as long as the person doesn't know that the image is there. Usually there is some photo or video taking involved as proof that it happened

EXAMPLE 1
Boy A: "Hey man, youve got something on your back"

Boy B: "Aww damn, i've been wanged"


EXAMPLE 2
Boy A: "Hey man, I wanged this guy in maths"

Boy B: " Aww, I wished i could have seen that. Got a photo?"

Boy A: "Yeah, its was the funniest shit man"

by Ihasthetailage January 9, 2009