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walking trashcan

A walking trashcan is a dog who eats anything and everything. Typically puppies that know nothing and are stupid to realize the consequences that might come with eating things they should not.

Typically a walking trashcan eats rocks, grass, dirt, turds, frozen turds, and trash to anything on the ground or in trash bins. Perhaps the yellow snow. Sometimes ends in choking, puking, unnecessary animal vet bills, poisoned or possible death.

The walking trashcan typically does this to make its owner frustrated or just stupid. You pick.
Stop being a walking trashcan!
My dog? Yeah, he's a walking trashcan.
by DestructiveBurn July 23, 2022
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walking wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.
After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.
by anonymous June 26, 2022
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Black Walk

Taking a long walk wearing all black on a night that is humid. This is nn different from normal walk. With the exception that it helps you sweat more so you can lose water weight and salt from your body.
"I went on. Black Walk the other day."
by LackofCal July 4, 2022
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Fudge Walk

Hey Kodey! Have you been fudge walking lately???
by Ashmainboi29 August 30, 2022
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Shit Walked

When an animal starts taking a shit and cannot get it all out and starts to move.
by MalleableP October 29, 2022
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Blinker walk

a walk usually between 20-45 minutes where one casually blinks their cart/pen multiple times throughout the duration.
yo chris said he’s gonna go for a blinker walk, you coming?
by indicawrld November 15, 2022
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Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.
How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.
by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022
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