Wife Span

The sum of years married divided by the number of marriages.

Jimmy has a really short wife span on average 4 years.

by macaddictr May 21, 2012

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leeknows wife

we all know leeknows wife is izzy so be stfu. U PICKLY PIBBLY obnom HAMSTER

leeknows wife is izzy if u disagree ur obesity

by leeknowswifey May 20, 2023

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Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.

by Sperm killer March 30, 2021

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Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling

I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car

by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024

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seoyun is hongjoong's wife, prove mewrong.

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When a Male is married to a Female and he uses the term "wife dongle" To display a large sense of being a sexist

by Handle_Smandle September 19, 2019

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when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.

-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!

by T D1ddy March 01, 2011

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