Vagina Sponge

slang term used to describe tampon

or used to describe a guy who gets a lot of women

Julie - "can you pass me a tampon hunny?"

Dan - "you mean a Vagina Sponge."

John - "did you see that dude? he has 3 girls hanging off him."

Jeff - "dude, he's a total vagina sponge."

by jmd1993 May 18, 2013

vagina table

1. When people gather around a vagina
2. A table shaped like a vagina

1. Did you hear about Mary Clare? She's upstairs being a vagina table for all those guys.
2. I just bought a vagina table off eBay

by hotstuffxoxox February 10, 2014

Vagina hopping

When one man is so thirsty he hops from one puss to the next instantaneously.

"Yo did you hook up with 5 girls last night?"
"Yeah"
"How did you do it"
"I am a master at the art of vagina hopping"
"Mad respect bro"

by Sexual Tiger April 30, 2014

vagina badge

when one does something exceptionally feminine i.e. freak out when they break a nail, cry at movies, etc

"congratz bro, you just earned your vagina badge!"

by -shawn May 23, 2014

teacup vagina

A vagina that is tiny and delicate with the labia being very small. Considered by most to be the most attractive kind of vagina. Rarely natural and sometimes achieved by having a medical procedure to trim the labia.

i.e. a pornstar vagina

"I almost felt guilty fucking her little teacup vagina, good thing them shits are elastic."

by WEUFHV November 23, 2014

vagina snorkle

An underwater breathing apparatus for a pregnant women's vagina used while taking a bath to ensure the unborn child will not drowned.

Pregnant? Want to take a bath? Don't forget your vagina snorkle

by Dr bath tub December 18, 2014

Pretzel Vagina

When a woman's vagina is so overly dry not even KY jelly can help. Basically a lost cause for men. A phrase often paired with cheese tits.

"How was your night with the old lady, she didn't have pretzel vagina again did she?"

"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"

by Nester17 December 10, 2013