ur dick a tic

apart of the insults such as ur mom big gay or ur granny a tranny, but this one is far worse.

Jim: I don’t even know why u broke up with me.
Jim’s Ex Girlfriend: Cause ur dick a tic.
Jim starts to heat up from the inside then soundenly explodes and instantly goes to hell along with his destroyed ego and forever is insulted by the demons in hell.

by bernard pipes May 15, 2018

Ur aunt a tramp

The absolute worst insult on the face of this solar system. Often used to destroy try hard bois on Fortnite.

Dan: ur mom gay
Ben: ur dad lesbian

Dan: no u
Ben: well ur family tree LGBT
Dan: ur aunt a tramp
Ben: dead

by Ya skinny boi penis March 25, 2018

Ur father a fister

When someone calls your sister a mister. Respond with this

Tony:ursister a mister
James:ur father a fister

by j.r05 May 15, 2018

Ur poo LGBTQ

In the relm of insults such as “ur mom gay” “ur dad lesbian” “ur sister a mister” “ur granny tranny” and “your family tree LGBT” but is much worse and more severe than them all.

Josh: “Hey dude ur mom gay haha.”
Mark: “Ur poo LGBTQ”
*Suddenly the world is overcome with natural disasters as earthquakes shake the ground and volcanoes erupt everywhere. Even God himself implodes.

by nate_hawk_9 May 15, 2018

ur ancestors incestors

The holy grail of all roasts

John: ur mum gay
Me: *pauses*
John: do it
Me:u-ur anCeSToRS INCESTORS
John: *has seizure, disintegrates*

by #JK11 May 16, 2018

Ur daughter a slaughter

The single phrase that ends all of humanity, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister,ur son a nun, are minuscule to this

1:Ur mom gay
2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Well, ur granny tranny
2:no u
1: Ur grandpap trap
2:Ur sister a mister
1: shut up
2:Ur brother a mother
1:Ur son a nun
2:Don’t make me
1:U won’t, no balls
2: Ur daughter a slaughter
1: *Instantly vanishes then burns in hell and a black hole appears destroying the universe*

by Crystoops April 11, 2018

ur species feces

the WORST roast in history of roasts. this roast will end anyone’s career you choose to end.

sexually confused person: “ur mom gay”
me, an intellectual: “ur sister a mister”
sexually confused person: “ur family tree LGBT”
me, an intellectual: “ur species feces”
*sexually confused person’s body explodes into a million pieces and dies a brutal death and his heart is shattered into smitherines.

by vloneslatt May 21, 2018