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your mother, or either a “comeback” that brain damaged kids use, sometimes they just reply with ur mom to everything cause of their brain damage.
carlos : hey julia do you know what’s for math homework?
nikita: ur mom
carlos: what?

nikita: ur mom
ur mom by idontknow024 May 22, 2022

ur big fat anus 

A very big anus. Basically it.
Oh, ur anus can certainly be used as, 'ur big fat anus' lol :).
ur big fat anus by Floof26 June 1, 2022
is Ur mom cause she is
Ur mom by j banks June 2, 2022
the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.
jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-
ur mum by Yo_mamaOffical June 3, 2022

Ur Ban Dictionary 

What the 'Urban Dictionary' logo looks like if you squint real hard
"I got banned"
"How do you know?"
"I saw my name on the Ur Ban Dictionary"
Ur mum is the absolute best, original, wittiest, and well thought out insult known to man.
Guy 1- Stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar

Guy 2- I'm doing ur mum
Ur mum by Lil faggoty fag June 10, 2022