uncle dan

also known as a bold munk,

and associates with very angry pugs. They love terrible sports teams such as The jets, and love Guy Ferrara. They could very well be Irish and have a very hard time growing hair

Ugh, he's such a uncle dan

by Dk6968 August 23, 2017

uncle skeeb

A very common term used for Cocaine by local downeast mainers. It is a very humerous term.

Dude, fuckin whers all the fuckin uncle skeeb at man, fucking im jonesin pretty fuckin bad dude.

by manning91 April 20, 2010

Uncle Jack

To find a small creature and to put it in any hole you have, while singing Stronger by Britney spears

Nick found a bullfrog and proceded to Uncle Jack with it

by Mikey December 1, 2004

uncle ben

(n.)

Pertaining to the car tuning hobby and the gaudy aftermarket car parts industry, the name "Uncle Ben" comes from a trademark brand of rice (Asian food staple) whose namesake has been misappropriated to describe ricers/riceboys.

A recurring joke held against the ricer community is that ricers don't buy their own cars or mods; everything is either a gift from parents or is just charged to daddy's credit card--hence the appeal of the "Uncle Ben" label.

"Hey check out Uncle Ben's Civic there. That thing's louder and more annoying than Gilbert Gottfried and it's got more stickers on it than a teenage girl's locker."

by Siegfried Zaga May 26, 2005

Uncle Rick

A cocaine fueled whiskey drenched maniac known well by his peers as "that guy with a huge dick"

"Why does Uncle Rick keep smelling the table?"

by Kerry Kuhpow November 18, 2015

uncle bill

1) A big guy that resembles Santa in a way except that he's a little crazy and doesn't own reindeer.2) A slang term for something that is completely crazy and insignifigant.

YO! Grizzle! Did you see Santa, I mean Uncle Bill at the mall? Man, I know you'll look like him in a couple of years.

by Heatmaker January 8, 2004

Uncle Jesse

When two men are caught rubbing their anuses together.

Uncle Jesse saw the Duke boys rubbing their anuses together down by the crick. Uncle Jesse masterbated while Danny Tanner and Joey rubbed their anuses together.

by Last_Boy_Scout November 13, 2011