Twitter

The reason why there's a little bird up in the top right

I think that Twitter might be the reason why there's a small bird on the top right of this box.

Maybe.

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

twitter

a toxic social media platform filled with oversensitive faggots that act like toddlers, oh wait toddlers can think better than that,

man twitter is the worst social media platform on earth im quitting

by ilovehugeass56lawl October 15, 2022

Twitter

Twitter is a secondary word for circus
Because on twitter everyone is a clown

Me: I was on Twitter with a lot of clowns in there

by le real ditunare October 15, 2022

Twitter

Scary. Never state your controversial opinions on this site unless you want a box of spiders at your door (the spiders at your door is a very dramatic result of what could happen. Also very not likely)

Someone:”I like *insert controversial cc (content creator)”
Some idiot Stan on Twitter: “Your address is ________________. I hope you break ur arm. Anyways go *insert some Stan shit*

by n0t_Ash December 30, 2021

Twitter

An unholy eldritch amalgamation of humanity's worst "people".

Twitter user: I think the age of consent should be 2 minutes old!

by idk6000 January 1, 2022

Reverse Twitter

A reverse Twitter is when you’re losing an argument and you threaten to kill yourself. This is obviously the opposite of a normal twitter, where you tell your opponent to kill themselves.

I gotta say, Romeo and Juliet really love the Reverse Twitter, huh?

by reversetwitter January 2, 2022

Twitter

hell

John: Aw man! I Love twitter!

Steve: Get a fucking life, John.

by haha yez January 6, 2022