Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales

Da "unicorns and rainbows" kiddie-version of da history of da first colonists' settling in da "new world", which leaves out much of da "grim" realities of their actual "adventures", such as lack of preparedness, unwise habits, mistreating da indigenous residents, etc.

Da Salem witch-trials could perhaps be given da "grim grins" title of "Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales", as well, in dat da absurdly-preposterous "stories" dat were told about said trials' unfortunate accused were merely "fairy tale" --- i.e., largely fanciful and imaginary --- statements dat were made by da plaintiffs who were of Puritan lineage, da same as da original travelers on da "named for what comes after April showers" ship.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

fairies

Magic users belonging to the eponymous wizard-guild in the manga Fairy Tail and its anime adaptation.

"Even if you can kill gods, it doesn't mean you can kill fairies." (Laxus Dreyar to Orga Nanagear, Grand Magic Games arc)

by VHelenaV March 10, 2019

fairy lady

a term from the 1990s for a lesbian who bottoms in sexual intercourse.

"i heard she's a fairy lady!"

by heartica April 19, 2018

Beautiful fairy

When broken up beautiful means a good image and fairy is something that can fly so together they mean a Google Doc image that can fly

Person1 wow that picture its so beautiful.

Person2 no that's a beautiful fairy

Also In some languages the name Ella means beautiful fairy

by Entering customs January 2, 2024

Gender fairy

A term used for our lord and savior rnaboo who steals ur gender in the night

"All hail the all powerful gender fairy"

by Iamgonnalcommitclarity September 23, 2021

Cigarette fairy

When you are to fucked up and think there was 1 more cigarette added to you're pack.

Man I had 5 cigarettes last time I looked now I have 6 the cigarette fairy came.

by Cleaverm100 October 6, 2016

The Forehead Fairy

A person who has no eyebrows so he has a nine-inch forehead. He is also so addicted to taming.io that he plays it all day during class, grinds it at home, and would pay his life savings to actually be good at the game (which he isn't).

The Forehead Fairy: The forehead fairy will bless you with his nonexistent taming skills!
Everyone else: no! RUN! Get it away from me!

by Matthew is bad at everything May 31, 2022