time cube

nutso website timecube.com
very amusing....
a dumb downed version of the theory of cube-jazz

Creation of 4 simultaneous
24 hour days, within a single rotation of Earth, empowers
me above all 1-day gods and
educated stupid scientists. I
will wager $10,000.00 on it.

by gotcha sucka November 22, 2003

good-time dad

A dad who has little to no interest in the lives of his children other than keeping up the appearance of a good father. Dad's such as this will buy their children meaningless material gifts, junk food, and occasional activities to win their child's affection, but will never be involved in a meaningful way beyond a token appearance.

Little Johnny has been in soccer for 5 years. Johnny's dad, Toolbag, shows up at one soccer game and continually refers to this event as a reference to his involvement in Johnny's life. Toolbag could be described as a "good-time dad."

by William H. Thompson December 17, 2007

Post Time

A time to begin drinking. Usually considered to begin after noon. The term comes from horse racing. Post Time is known as the time the race starts, once the horses are expected to reach the starting post"

"It's post time, let's start drinking."

by CSmit September 30, 2008

Phil Time

Contrary to popular belief, 'Phil Time' is actually nothing more then some time to relax in bed and listen to music. Usually after a long night or day.

This term has been blown out of proportion by people who have dirty minds, who believe it to mean a time for masturbation.

G: Where's Phil?
Adam: In bed, having Phil Time.
G: He's having a bat? Hahaha
Phil: No, I was just sleeping after that long flight. MORON.
G: Quit Tripping, Fool.

by Bauble Head January 14, 2010

Tokyo Timebomb

Clenching a fart for an extended amount of time before strategically bombing an entire room. Thee toxic gases produced in the aftermath may cause bystanders to gag and/or vomit.

"I set of a wicked Tokyo Timebomb in Social Studies yesterday."

"I tried to Tokyo Timebomb some bitch yesterday, but i ended up shitting my pants"

by Colonel Yusef Harodobi Mashu April 10, 2013

Part time friend

Someone who only wants to be friends when it betters their situation. Doesn't talk to you all the time but only when it's good for them.

Damn she's only a part time friend.

by Part time friend February 15, 2015

make up for lost time

to do something very fast to compensate for a slow start

After going through the all that We ought to make up for lost time.

by The Return of Light Joker August 2, 2009