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cof is cof table meowww woooof wee wee
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*crash* Oh no

Our table
It’s broken
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To be flatchested but have 4 nips
Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooligan!
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It is a french food that is created by mashed potatos and snails
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If you're reading this, I need you two realize two things:

1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."
Guy 1: Hey, that's a nice table.
Guy 2: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! I KNOW YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!
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A British person.

A funnier and less objectively agreed upon version of "brit", typically said with disdain (serious or joking). Can also relate to British mannerisms or objects (see example 3)

Originating from the public access show, A Little Sketchy, in which the fictional character, Johnny Table is an incredibly stereotypical British person.
EXAMPLE 1:

Snobbert: *proceeds to use British pronunciation*
Quimbly: "what made you this way?"
Snobbert: "to tell you the truth, I'm a table. *cries in British*

-A Little Sketchy Episode 12

EXAMPLE 2:

British Person (Table): "can I get a nice cup o' wa'er?
American: "What a table!"

EXAMPLE 3:

British Person (Table): "in my home across the pond, we eat crumpets"
American: "are those table foods?"
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