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panda muncher

by Amazing Thing 1 and 2 September 27, 2013
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Panda

It's short for pandemic.
Person 1: Wanna eat at a restourant tonight?
Person 2: I would love to, but they are all closed because of the damn panda!
by Samoroki February 27, 2021
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Panda

Someone who has inappropriate relationships with dogs. Derived from MGS Student Angus Burston who had s3x with his pet dog panda.
"Did you hear about Bursto??"
"Yeah what the hell, he screwed his dog panda."

"Angus Burston is such a panda!"
by James Roche June 19, 2022
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Panda

An adjective, meaning something crazy, interesting, sucky, outstanding, unusual, strange, bonkers, similar to the expression “wow.” Panda can be used to describe something good or bad.
Example:
Person 1, “My grandmother died a few days ago. It was because there was a snail on her lettuce and she choked on the shell. There was no one around to help.”
Person 2, “Ohmigod I’m so sorry that’s so panda that really sucks”
by Laughing_banana July 5, 2022
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Rusty Panda

When a brown-skinned man is having sex and he's mid thrust about to ejaculate, someone turns the lights on and off so that it resembles the white and black of a panda
hey man last night my buddy pulled a Rusty Panda on me, it was actually pretty insane.
by that0nefunnyguy January 6, 2019
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Panda Express

Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022
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ham panda

Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.
what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?
by Qton81 November 9, 2018
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