Faking Normal

Usually used in the autistic community as an autist who passes as a neurotypical. The person "faking normal " may or may not know they are on the autism spectrum.

Thank God I know now why I'm so different. I've been faking normal all this time. Now I can just be myself.

by relief July 10, 2016

Fake Summit

A Fake Summit is the phenomenon that occurs when you go hill walking for the first time, i.e. you think you’ve reached the top of a hill but when you get to where you think is the top of the hill you realise there’s more climbing to do. Fake Summits sap morale and make people grumpy.

“That new girl who cane hill walking is really high maintenance, she had a proper hissy fit halfway up Blister Hill” Yes she did, she cracked after experiencing her 3rd Fake Summit”

by Big Jack's Bollocks December 29, 2018

Fake Friend

A person who says they’re your friend, but doesn’t do the actual friend part.

Timmy is a fake friend. (He makes you feel like a sack of shit by not talking to you.)

by calebleo3 December 26, 2019

Fake Buzz

When you fart in a way that it vibrates your whole entire pants, making you think you got a text on your phone that was on vibrate.

Jacob: Man I got a fake buzz after eating that cheeseburger.
Johny: I mean it doesn't hurt to check...

by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014

Trigger fake

When someone keeps talking about doing something but never follows through.

Yeah. I really dig that new club spot. We're going! Next Saturday it's on.

(Doesn't ever happen)

Friends: We already know. Just a trigger fake.

by misstara007 June 10, 2022

Fake In Mode

Just acting. I'm finna pull up rn over there, I'm around the corner. He on this block Don't let them give you a time ooh that's bad 5-20 min he lying his a**"fake in mode."

Acting big time but really acting buddy a** fake in mode.

by Ghetto Christmas October 31, 2020

fake friend

Someone who only needs you when they want you, make excuses to go watch youtube or do something else, criticize you without noticing, hate someone one minute and talk to them with you then love them the next, are never there for you, when you tell them something important they brush it off or say something like kay or oh.

“_____ is such a fake friend”

by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019