failed to erect

your goofy ding-a-ling ahh flesh flute cock watches 8374nm/dl porn every day and therefore is not stimulated at the sight of a real woman. In other words, someone who failed to erect had their dick and their brain swapped. They think with their dick and fuck with their brain. Unbearably minuscule cock at best. Common cases include the shrinkage of the male reproductive organ to the point where it inverts inside the body and kind of looks like a second belly button.

Oh my god, Stacy, I hooked up with brad last night, he was such a fucking hunk, but oh my god he failed to erect, girl.

by quan ling ling dingle May 21, 2022

pathepic fail

A mixture of pathetic fail and epic fail.

*Friend has just fallen off chair*

witness: Hahahaha what a pathepic fail!!

by randomer!!! March 15, 2011

epic fail

The term used to describe when someone makes a supreme ass of themselves as a result of failing at a reasonably simple task. Because an 'epic fail' is such an immense fail, these people are often labled "Fail Whales."

trying to impress his baby son, a dad blew bubbles in his Pepsi through a straw then without warning it erupted into a fizzy lava shooting out of his snout at 1000 miles an hour. Everyone in the restaraunt laughed including a teen who point at him and said "Epic Fail Dude"! laughing he then added "What a total Fail Whale"

by vid007 March 13, 2011

Bad Fail

When one fails to badly, it can only be described as Bad Fail.

Bad Fail > Epic Fail in terms of describing failure.

by Teh_Hoplite January 2, 2009

Epic fail

Used in the early 2000s when troll memes were popular, it is used to express great joy whilst also feeling somewhat sorry

"That was an epic fail!" He cried

by TheGuyWhoWroteTheDefinition November 7, 2020

Man fail boo

1.When giving fake medical advice/ trying to trick someone into believing its a real thing.

2. Any issue blame it on the man fail boo

Created by my sister 2025

Person 1:"Oh my ankle hurts a lot, do you have any idea what it could be?"

Person 2:"Oh yeah its probably man fail boo"

by Slugchomper February 5, 2025

Failed kid

This term is used to describe a spiteful child who is impulsive, belligerent, and very stupid. They mainly get these attributes from their irresponsible parents who act just as childish as the minor they raise. Come on, admit it, you’ve met at least one of these kids.

Person: stay back, it’s a failed kid.
Failed kid: *turns around*

yOu dO nOT nO dE wAE.

by Sp00per February 20, 2018