“Hey Veronica, I just wanted to tell you that I think I love you. You’re the smartest, kindest, most beautiful person I’ve ever met, and I know we’ve only been on a few dates, but I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”
“Yo that’s total Turtle Shit bro! I fucking love you.”
“Yo that’s total Turtle Shit bro! I fucking love you.”
by finnsatch February 17, 2023
When two consenting adults share in the loving act of pressing their assholes together, while simultaneously shitting. Usually a competitive endeavor, with the winner being the one to be covered in the least amount of the others shit.
by Turtle Wedding June 15, 2022
by Your friend E October 16, 2016
A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle
by Pizzafart33 May 13, 2023
A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle
by Pizzafart33 May 13, 2023
Someone that is in charge of rounding up, containing, or otherwise directing slow moving people, especially children.
by herdingturtles June 06, 2015
by Matthew Boob June 15, 2022