When your balls shrivel up into your abdomen, leaving the scrotum looking like a ridge-textured turtle shell. This is commonly caused by either exposure to cold or in those situations that give you the willies, much like goosebumps.
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Get the Turtle Shell mug.Someone that is in charge of rounding up, containing, or otherwise directing slow moving people, especially children.
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Get the turtle herder mug.n. - A day to yourself where you stay in your metaphorical "shell" and do only what you want to do.
Typically, a person will stay in bed with a laptop and/or pen and paper. Maybe under blankets (like the turtle's shell)
Typically, a person will stay in bed with a laptop and/or pen and paper. Maybe under blankets (like the turtle's shell)
Today, I didn't want to go to class or work, so I took a Turtle Day as my roommate brought me food in bed and I doodled all day. It was well deserved and rephreshing
I heard you're stressed out, why not take a Turtle Day? It can help you wind out!
I heard you're stressed out, why not take a Turtle Day? It can help you wind out!
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Get the Turtle Day mug.A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle
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Get the Douche Turtle mug.A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle
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