Magic Poon Bus

A bunch of women that are from a school of magic who are also ladies of the night.

For my brother's bachelor party, we went downtown Salem and all of us caught The Magic Poon Bus!

by BeatleBabe007 September 25, 2024

Poon cheater

A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.

Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."

by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016

Winnie the Poon

A sex doll shaped like winnie the pooh with a vagina for horny weirdos to shove their cocks inside

I went to Spencer gifts to buy a new Winnie the Poon doll to make love to

by D Flawless November 1, 2021

Poon

Kid friendly version of the word p*ssy

“Wow Hunter Lewis is literally such a poon like omg”

by Dirtydanxpinhead May 19, 2018

Poon-waffle

wuss, someone who runs most the time and when they try to stand up for them selfs gets beet up Poon-waffle

hey foo, sit down we all know your a Poon-waffle, while throwing random insults at each other shout Poon-waffle

by WhiteWashed June 22, 2011

boon poon

A derogatory term for black (specifically subsaharan descent) womans gentials. It has a similar entomology to sheboon (with the root word being baboon).

I need boon poon. I have jungle fever

by Larguslargus January 17, 2025

Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!

by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017