Perfect Crush

a crush that never developed into a relationship and was walked away from before having to say goodbye or get hurt

Jason and I were never in a relationship. All he was was my perfect crush.

by tarstaroo November 2, 2016

Crush a piss

The act of emptying your bladder after consuming large quantities of alcohol.

Hey man you ready to hit up the next bar?

Hell's yeah dude , just give me a few seconds to crush a piss.

by Ricochamp October 18, 2012

Cody Crush

1. A man who attracts women and makes them completly powerless. Women fall deeply hypnotized as he is soft spoken and aggressive.

2. A charming young man with a devilish smile.

3. A man know to have been cursed with being adorned. Women like him regardless of funds or drive to prosper. He is disliked by those close to his lover/friend, due to jelousy and confusion.

Woman : I like that boy, he seems like a very nice guy.

Man : He's got nothing going for himself.
Woman : He knows how to make me smile and he's this attractiveness to him.
Man : Be careful you might get hurt by that cody crush.

by WizdomKnowledgePower December 21, 2016

Raunch Crush

A crush you have on a complete vulgar asshole who's not really all that attractive, BUT at the same time you just kind of want to jump him. (and make out with him)

You have a crush on HIM? EW.

Yeah... i guess you wouldn't understand. It's a Raunch Crush.

by dnnee March 5, 2009

untouchable crush

A crush whom you can't ask out because:

1. You're LGBT, and they're straight
2. You're straight, and they're LGBT
3. You're already taken
4. They're already taken

Person A: I have this massive crush on (Person C), man!
Person B: But they're straight. Guessing you have an untouchable crush then, huh.

by deffdefying May 29, 2016

volcano crush

When you have sex with you're crush while she's in her period. Then you make her squirt blood and it looks likes a volcano.

Jimmy told me he volcano crushed Lucy last night after dinner with her parents.

by Kledbetter May 8, 2017

Meme Crush

A dangerous form of affection that is based more so on the content a person posts on social media, rather than the person themselves.

Person 1: Omg soandso is so awesome, look at their memes! Omg aren't they so funny and smart?

Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!

by The Silent Fart Treatment Expo May 26, 2017