Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.
Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.
by BookFacee July 2, 2010
by Hollywood JAmes June 11, 2012
Adj.
Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"
Not to be confused with "wammy bar"
Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"
Not to be confused with "wammy bar"
by Amazingiest Person Ever March 18, 2009
Someone on MySpace or Facebook whose status is always about the same thing or event. They are extremely annoying and truth be told, their friends skip over their status' because its always the same crap.
Ugh...she's such a status-repeater. Her status' are always about the exact same thing. Ex: I am so lucky and I have an awesome life.
by Mr. M&M January 14, 2011
A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
by Vinculus April 2, 2009
That nigga Byro status.
by Berick johnson September 14, 2019
when you run REALLY fast and somehow run into someone's gf and destroy their relationship. (metaphorically)
a-train: "I can't stop.. I can't stop.. I CAN'T STOP!"
some random guy idk: "robin? ro-robin? ROOOOBIIINNNN!"
a-train: "I can't stop.. I can't stop.. I CAN'T STOP!"
some random guy idk: "robin? ro-robin? ROOOOBIIINNNN!"
by jojofan21949 November 20, 2022