Urinal jack

The act of masturbating or rubbing/cranking one out at the urinal.

It was a busy day at work, luckily I had enough time for a ole urinal jack!!!

by Steve and doug October 2, 2019

cousin jack

In the upper peninsula of Michigan this has been used to designate a male person, or descendant of such, who has immigrated from Cornwall, England. The feminine form is 'cousin jenny.' These terms are often capitalized.

The famous pasty was brought to the upper peninsula of Michigan by the cousin jacks.

by Silver dawn August 28, 2013

camel jack

When someone is just being completely stupid or "blonde" and you just have no other words for them.

Azalea ran into the wall like connor, and i called her a fucking camel jack.

by ryanbks8000x April 29, 2014

Jack Kelly

Described by Katherine as a handsome, heroically charismatic, plain-spoke, know-nothing, cocky little son of a... as well as a flirt, a complete egomaniac, and the face of the Newsies strike.

Jack Kelly is an egotistical son of a...

by jeffys_goil October 11, 2020

Jack Met

An extroverted, chaotic yet sweet puppy (not an actual puppy; he's a human) from New York who takes part in a band with his two brothers, Ryan (the keyboard smashing and ukulele strumming bicon please don't take the "bi" part in there seriously with this guy, his true sexuality has not been revealed and I just make unconfirmed assumptions) and Adam (the soft teddy/grizzly bear man who loves gummy bears and just wants to save the world), with the band name being AJR. This soft puppy boi is the lead singer of the band, and is also a multi-instrumentalist 😳 he plays the acoustic guitar, the ukulele, the tambourine, the drums, and loves a good game of ping-pong. I love this boi so 😩✋👌👌👌👌👏😊

Hey look at that sweet, chaotic, extroverted, floofy puppy!! Wait, they're human?? Oh, that makes sense, it's Jack Met!

by LegendaryEy3bags May 4, 2021

ash jacked

Fucked up beyond recognition; gassed; full tank bitch!

That bitch so high she ash jacked.

by OZlificent June 18, 2020

Jack Greenland

Jack Greenland is a very sexy and hot man with golden locks of hair and a jawline so defined you can see it from miles away. He is also really cute and is overflowing with charisma.

"Is that Jack Greenland?"
"What? That hot sexy man beast who is also incredibly handsome and charming? Of course."

by Not Jack Greenland February 10, 2021