A pose you pull for when
when see a shawty from afar. so you him em with the /longshot rizzler tax/
(the ideal move youd pull in an attempt to get the 2nd take from the crush/senpai from a distance to prepare for a slow burn) and then/or roll will occur for climax or massive ripple effects.
when see a shawty from afar. so you him em with the /longshot rizzler tax/
(the ideal move youd pull in an attempt to get the 2nd take from the crush/senpai from a distance to prepare for a slow burn) and then/or roll will occur for climax or massive ripple effects.
Person 1: isnt that *your crush/senpai* on the way out?
The taxxed/ protag: I can see your battles *person 1*. Ive already hit them with /longshot rizzler tax/ She noticed me earlier. So i think it was a go.
The taxxed/ protag: I can see your battles *person 1*. Ive already hit them with /longshot rizzler tax/ She noticed me earlier. So i think it was a go.
by Sinister Canister June 11, 2025
Get the longshot rizzler tax mug.The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.
“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”
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by Fartmale817 July 29, 2023
Get the friendly cheese tax mug.When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.
“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”
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by Bongaclapa August 5, 2023
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Examples
Richard Branson
John Paulson
Peter Schiff
Nomad Capitalist
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Richard Branson
John Paulson
Peter Schiff
Nomad Capitalist
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