Stink Tail

Pussy

Was there any stink tail at the beach today?

by Longchin October 22, 2010

Dragon tail sweep

The Muay Thai dragon tail sweep is a spinning low kick to your enemies' legs knocking them out from beneath them, then gravity does the rest. Since the sweep itself requires only minimal contact on a relatively lightweight part of the body, it is quite possible for the attack to follow through and hit more than one victim at once.

Phil preformed a dragon tail sweep on his daughters boyfriend before being tackled by his wife.

by Captain Lollar April 18, 2024

Bench Tails

This one's a doozie. It's a comic that has been long forgotten but brought back by the internet archives. It's about Tails seeing Creme and an OC called Uni and then doing the boombayah with them. To make it worse, Creme and Uni are babies. and Tails is an adult. It's called two babies one fox.

"Dude it was just a bench tails joke!"

by bench tails February 28, 2025

drop your tail here's your mail

When one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of sex.

angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter

while engaged in doggy style sex, the *angry "rear" partner pulls out and quickly forces ANY piece of mail (regular mail, advertisements, boxed package) into the anal cavity of the front partner while saying "Drop your tail here's your mail"!!

Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.

*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.

If you never get it, just be thankful.

by krappykrieger October 18, 2010

Hoeny Tail

Word plat on the pg Pony Tail- x rated version where the sexual partner holds the hair of the partner giving oral.

I need a clip for my hair.- partner-Oh I'll just hold it in a hoeny tail for you

by JeffJeffington July 1, 2023

tail tales

Da assordid --- I mean, I mean, **assorted** --- stories of "getting lucky" dat two or more studs exchange around da card-table or at da bar-counter.

I detest listening to da miscellaneous "tail tales" of da various puffed-ego human stallions who gather at Duffy's Tavern... I mean, yeah, sure --- so maybe those hot chicks **did indeed** spread their legs for those virile crotch-cravers on those particular occasions, but what about any word of actual long-term friendships or relationships with said ladies??? Didn't those guys have any more respect or appreciation for these "willing" women beyond just their allowing said bush-hungry dudes to get in their pants??? I would rather take da time and effort to cause a gal to like and respect me as being a nice kind-hearted guy whom she'd actually **enjoy** lovingly cuddling up to and having sex wif, not just perform da simple ol' "wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am" routine wif her and then scuttle off again!

by QuacksO April 19, 2021

Mane and Tail

Originally a horse shampoo, commonly known as a sex position where the female lays down and the male sits with his knees on either sides of the girls waist, grabs her hair, and procedes to have sex

Last night she felt like a cowgirl so we did the Mane and Tail.

by hellochildren January 11, 2011