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Turtle Engineer

A type of Engineer player in Team Fortress 2 that builds their constructions way too close to each other. Usually a bad idea because that makes easier for Demomans and Soldiers to explode them all with just a few projectiles.
There's a fuck ton of turtle engineers at the BLU spawn. We can take them down with a single UBER and some sticky bombs.
by PM64 April 5, 2021
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Sneezy the Turtle

Epic cool kid very fun . fun jokes .

Natural habitat: royale high trading server
Sneezy the turtle is epik epik wow so cool
by Rat hargreeves April 22, 2021
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chocolate turtle

1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.

2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.
1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)

2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!
by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021
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turtle fetish

When someone has a sexual arrousal to turtles.
“I want to shove my dick inside a turtle, I think I have a turtle fetish”
by Kinky Master 69 May 27, 2021
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Nasty Turtle

When you submerge yourself completely in the fluids of a porta potty just enough to where you can lay horizontal and be hidden under the waste. Then you wait for someone to sit down so you then you become erect and enter them discreetly.
I was at a festival last week and I was doing the nasty turtle.
by cooper mullin February 24, 2023
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Turtle Edging

The act of holding a shit in purely for the pleasure
Khye: “Take a shit
Matthew: “Cant bro I’m turtle edging it feels good”
by Matthew Boob June 15, 2022
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Turtle Wedding

When two consenting adults share in the loving act of pressing their assholes together, while simultaneously shitting. Usually a competitive endeavor, with the winner being the one to be covered in the least amount of the others shit.
Travis is the ultimate turtle wedding champion. I don’t know if he can be beat.
by Turtle Wedding June 15, 2022
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