Tom Wanks 

It is said of a male person continuously having the urge to masturbate in public places when in good company.

1. Did you see John last night in his office? He was masturbating again! He's such a Tom Wanks.

2. Paul, if you really have the urge to masturbate or to workplay, please go to the bathroom and lock it! Don't be a Tom Wanks.

3. Man, always when I go out with you guys to the cinema I feel like needing to masturbate when the movie starts. You may be right, I might be a Tom Wanks.

Tom Wanks by LCFO December 9, 2021

tom oldfield 

he has a 6 head and is his dads twin.

see that big head over there... oh yea thats tom oldfield.

tom oldfield by mattpinkgreen January 3, 2022

Tom Cocaine 

A country singer known for singing Life is a Highway while high on cocaine.
Like he meant life is a high way.

Gregory: I remember the song Life Is a Highway.
Ben: Such a classic.
Gregory: Rascall Fatts did an outstanding job making it for the Cars movie.
Ben: Rascall Fatts covered it, Tom Cocaine originally sang it.
Gregory: Wow, I should’ve remembered.

Tom Cocaine by gregben February 6, 2022

Tom Crotchrane 

A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.

You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.

Tom Crotchrane by gregben February 6, 2022

Tom Daley Poop 

When taking a shit, the poo curls round on itself and does a couple of backflips before hitting the bowl.

"Bro, I had hell of a Tom Daley Poop last night, every log I dropped did at least 3 backflips before it hit water"

Tom Daley Poop by ForScience234 April 2, 2022

tom wambsgans 

a baby, a girl, a bby, head of atn, emperor of rome

tom wambsgans is my favorite babygirl

tom wambsgans by St.Gregory April 21, 2022

Tom Chen 

A monster that is "humble" boasting about the terrible artwork he produces along with the salty chips that come out of his persona. He loves to salty the people around him and spreads his contagious negativity to everyone.

Oh look its Tom Chen and his "terrible" art work.

Tom Chen by void boi May 4, 2022