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Happy Fourth

Happy Fourth (adjective) is a demographic of people who can't enough 4th of July. It's more of a year-round way of life to them than just a one-time holiday.

You can wish them a "Happy Fourth!" ("Happy 4th!"), also known as "Happy 4th of July," at any time during the year and they will likely respond with immense exuberance. They are mostly white but can be any ethnicity, and, although attire varies, many will be wearing cutoff shirts with Eagles on them. They love scratch-offs, lottos, and telling you their entire medical history as well as every detail of their personal family drama. In addition, they have been known to share all this information with you even if you just met, so be prepared to never get a word in the conversation. This is also their strength, however, because they have the biggest hearts imaginable and will welcome you as their best friend within the first five minutes of knowing you and help you in any way they can.

A person who is Happy Fourth is known as a "Happy Fourther."
Person 1: "You'll never believe this, man. During my shift today at Piggly Wiggly, a woman named Belinda asked me to help her find the beer aisle. I have never met her in my life, but as I was walking her over, she began telling me her entire family drama. After that, she went on to tell me about how she calls her doctor's office twice a day because they never refill her meds when she needs them. And finally, she spent about 45 minutes on the virtual slots machine before grabbing all the coupon inserts and leaving."

Person 2: "Oh yeah, I've seen Belinda at that Pig before. She's Happy Fourth for sure."
by Happy Fourth Hank August 8, 2021
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space happy

A madness brought on from being in space too long.
Jonny’s gone space happy.
by jonny pepperston May 23, 2016
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Butt Happy

When you're incredibly happy about something.
So happy in fact, that your enthusiasm could easily be perceived by others as you being gay for said object of affection.

Butt happy is the antithesis of being butt hurt.
Mikey was all butt happy when he heard that Tool was playing a show in downtown Austin.
by Psych091 June 2, 2011
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Happy Handshake

HandJob. Manual Stimulation by someone other than youself.
I know we can't have sex this week. How about a happy handshake?
by Mxpxpunkohio February 13, 2009
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Happy dick

The feeling you get at the tip when you haven't been laid in awhile
I got happy dick when I realized I was definitely about to get some after many weeks.
by Carlos Barkbeer June 12, 2015
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happy homeless

able bodied individual that rather than work and have something for themselves are content with holding a sign asking for a handout.
He (or she) walks around with a smile on his (or her) face like everything is good and ain't got a pot to piss in! Happy Homeless.
by Joey "TheVisionary" Mane$s August 19, 2014
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dic happy

When two people are in a sexual relationship and they defend one another’s actions no matter how ridiculous.
He s so dic happy he defends Her when she’s mean to everyone just because they’re sleeping together .
by ruzruff January 27, 2018
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