Three Loonies

A small, midget male who is also a pedophile. He is called "three loonies" because that is what he uses to entice his prey into his van (rather than candy)

Come straight home after school, Billy. I don't want you to get abducted by three loonies.

by midget man 69 December 7, 2011

Three-foot Thug

A three-foot thug is a person who is shorter than the average height who dresses and/or acts tough , yet their height makes them look as scary as a box of kittens. Usually found in schools.

Hey, Dave, look at him.

Who?

The little guy.

The three-foot thug?

Yeah. Isn't he adorable?

by Took!e January 8, 2012

three apes

A greetings usued in the Blue Water area of Michigan.

Me: "Three apes, dude!"
You: "Three apes."

by Major Sleep October 15, 2012

three corner

another name for a threesome

Rick-Lisa, can we have a three corner
Lisa-NO

by CrazedChow March 12, 2013

three two bitch

a roller; a female who is used up, or one that hops dicks like pogo sticks

Shay was just with a nigga 2 hours ago and now she with Jeffery... Dayymmnn she's one hell of a three two bitch

by Tew Kings November 21, 2013

Three Leaf Clover

When a guy lifts his balls up against dick,then grabs his balls and the head of his dick between his thumb and pointer finger, resembling a three leaf clover.

"When we were showering together he grabbed his junk and made a three leaf clover."

by Aliandher December 5, 2013

three piston engine

A group sex act in which three people who possess phalluses simultaneously penetrate the orifices of one other person.

Three members of the college football team showed the Captain of the cheer leading squad how a three piston engine worked.

by PsickoAlpha March 14, 2014