squirrel staph

Grabbing one's balls while yelling "SQUIRREL"

I walked up to Tyler and gave him squirrel staph last night!

by PurplePenis99 July 9, 2009

Sky Squirrel

A Sky Squirrel is very famous from living in the sky therefore is cousins of the Ground Squirrel. Everybody loves sky squirels

The sky Squirrel is amazing look at him sore!!!

by taytay :) May 2, 2010

squirrel trap

When you cum in a girls ass and she lets it dry up in her asshole so when she shits the dry cum comes out with her shit

Me and my girl did anal last night and she did a squirrel trap

by chickenass69lol January 13, 2022

Squirrel Vernacular

Adorable onomatopoeia. Seriously, does everything have to be gross or offensive?

He spoke French - such an ugly language. She spake in the Squirrel Vernacular. Adorable.

by HiFalootin November 8, 2011

Squirrel dinner

When you eat nothing but nuts (almonds, cashews, etc) for days on end to slim down.

Do you know what Cillian Murphy had to do to slim down for Oppenheimer? He had one almond a day. Dude had a squirrel dinner.

by Magenta Mage August 12, 2023

Squirrel tits

A woman whose boobs look like acorns.

Would you look at the squirrel tits on that woman.

by Yodasbitch1234 May 5, 2020

Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; A phrase to say when someone says a phrase in the wrong context.

"That was the wrong antique squirrel!"

by Skully X_X June 12, 2018