super straight

people who have no friends, a social reject, thinks hating on ice cream flavors will make them cool, unfortunately quirky, is banned from most public spaces, didn't take a bath, thinks transphobia makes them have an oscar and likes to get fucked in the ass

"Hey timmy want a sandwich?"

"i am super straight"

"what the hell"

by HEIROU_09 January 13, 2023

Straight Tiktok

Where people like Charlie Damilio and Chase Hudson pops up on your fyp

Dude I think I'm on straight tiktok
tough luck dude

by sup chad May 21, 2021

Sus Straight

the straight in the friend group of gays who just gives off very homo energy

Haley- I’m gay

Natalee- I’m gay
Sarah- I’m gay
Jessica (who wears flannels, enjoys her kiwis and just screams lesbian)- i’m straight
all- 🤨
Natalie- She’s a sus straight

by i eat menmmmm June 2, 2021

Semi-Straight

Being a Cheez-it or 'Ginger' and creating Facebook statused that are of a heterosexual nature. They usually do not entail sexual innuendo's towards other males, or the offering of sexual acts. Once statuses become not semi-straight it may be difficult to make them semi-straight and its even more unlikely for them to become straight again.

'I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean.'

his friends questioned when his statuses would become 'semi-straight' again.

by I like turtles guy 91 November 16, 2010

erics straight

Cap

erics straight is cap

by Obesebeast69 May 2, 2021

Straight Pork

To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.

I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .

by Two Trays OH33 March 1, 2020

Straight piping it

Farting with no underwear on. Nothing to filter the fart.

My uncle was straight piping it at Walmart and left a stain in his jeans.

by Gar Grim March 15, 2023