stiffy blister

An unsightly boil or wart on your purple headed womb ferret.

Kal: Hey Ian, me and Loz spitroasted your sister yesterday and I have since developed a rather nasty stiffy blister.

We also high fived over the top

by Khalid Al-Crayola October 16, 2008

Sniffer/Slurper

A person who annoys others in public by continually sniffing their boogers back into their nose/throat instead of using a tissue

"Hold on, I've lost my train of thought. I've got a sniffer/slurper next to me."

by corriger January 29, 2009

stiffware

Software that is so old its inventors / programmers have long since died !

Why are we still even using this stiffware in this day and age ?

by jimacko May 27, 2009

Stiffy

A word used to describe the typical stance of our soldiers.

He stood on guard outside Buckingham Palace looking like a big stiffy.

by Ooossshh April 21, 2018

Stiffy

An extended magazine for a firearm.

"You already know I got a Stiffy on this glock"

by Kazials February 3, 2018

Stiff Soy

A key ingredient to make eggs on toast

Person 1: Hey got any stiff soy? I'm making eggs on toast.
Person 2: Stop making eggs on toast idot, give me speed upgrades

by diamond>iron January 30, 2019

wicked stiff

a sexual act in which a male takes his penis and taps it on the shoulders of the female before rubbing his penis around her lips and finally into her mouth to receive oral sex.

The man performed a wicked stiff on his lady friend.

by James Gandolfinni April 28, 2008