When u tell a joke at a high caliber, it is very funny and people relate to u. This comes after the Comedian Dane Cook who tells good jokes that are true.
by Christian Ramos December 8, 2007
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Status: The Patriots are going down tonight.
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Status: Kiss my A**, AJ
"I'm going to hop on IM and put up a status sure to start some status wars."
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Status: The Patriots are going down tonight.
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Status: Kiss my A**, AJ
"I'm going to hop on IM and put up a status sure to start some status wars."
by strawberrynut December 31, 2008
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when two people or a group steal someones Facebook wall or status update and carry out their own conversation.
Jennys status update reads, Jenny is sick today.
Bob comments how are you dave.
Dave returns comment and the two carry out a conversation. "Jennys been statusjacked"
Bob comments how are you dave.
Dave returns comment and the two carry out a conversation. "Jennys been statusjacked"
by DJ Groove July 21, 2009
Get the statusjacked mug.To Status Flirt, is to update your status with hints or ambiguous statements which you hope your crush will respond to.
This is an easy way to ease into a conversation or romantic dialogue as it can start out jokingly or if all backfires one can say it was "For someone else" or "just some lyrics".
It is typically best to use words from a song they like or know, or mention something which they hold close to them. A great tip is to use something similar to their status.
Often used on; Facebook, MSN, Skype, Yahoo, Etc..
This is an easy way to ease into a conversation or romantic dialogue as it can start out jokingly or if all backfires one can say it was "For someone else" or "just some lyrics".
It is typically best to use words from a song they like or know, or mention something which they hold close to them. A great tip is to use something similar to their status.
Often used on; Facebook, MSN, Skype, Yahoo, Etc..
Girl's Status Update: I'm about to go to sleep, Wish I had someone to hold me.
Boy's Status Flirt: If you ever need someone to hold through the nights, I'm here.
Boy's Status Flirt: If you ever need someone to hold through the nights, I'm here.
by Per21 November 10, 2011
Get the Status Flirt mug.When a guy buys a round of drinks for people he doesn't know to show the woman at the bar he's interested in that he has a lot of money. One must not actually have a lot of money to buy status shots, but one must have enough to pay for the round and be prepared to repeat the process to let people continue thinking he is wealthy.
Tom: Who is this douche approaching our table?
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.
by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011
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Get the Statused mug.one who copies and pastes others staus updates and uses them as their own. this behaviour is only acceptable if a link to the original author is included, as to give them the credit.
by howareya3896 February 2, 2013
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