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Spider Juice

Occasional
As of when a girl is giving a blowjob, and stops to take a breath, but faces the dreaded strings of saliva/"pre-ejaculation fluid" that remain stuck between her mouth and the penis she is sucking.
So called because it resembles a spider web with morning dew on it.
"I was enjoying being sucked off so much last night I started to ooze. Sadly this was at the same time as the missus was taking a breath and we got spider juice. Legend has it that the Joneses down the road bottle and sell the stuff."
by Mark Nordenstein May 29, 2007
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spider-monkey

the practice of rectal inspection by one's assosciates, as exhibited by the spider monkeys at Auckland Zoo, New Zealand
'hey man, upto tomorrow?'
'not much, you?'
'same here...y'know, I could really use a spider-monkey. It's been a while.'
by zolivia December 9, 2010
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spiderman 4

a sweet ass movie that is believed to come out in 2009. it is also believed that the enemies will be carnage and the lizard in this one
I love all 3 movies, I can't wait for spiderman 4 to come out!
by bob goodfellow November 28, 2007
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Snow Spider

Niggers when in the snow, usually seen from above like on a ski lift. Term was coined when two niggers were spotted making snow angel's. See definition for example
"Check out that snow spider making snow angel's"

"What ever editor didnt publish this definition must be a fucking obama loving big lipped, knuckle dragging snow spider"
by Josh Allen (714 Ca) January 22, 2009
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spiderman

by Paul June 13, 2004
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spider

something bored students make by sticking saples in a pencil eraser and throwing it on the school cieling so it can stick and annoy the teachers.
Did ya count how many spiders where on the celing today? ~ Me
by Dirge February 15, 2005
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Spider-man

(verb) To marry a woman, have sex with her, and then arrange a deal with the devil to retroactively negate the marriage, altering past, present and future so that the marriage never took place.
Mary Jane? Yeah, I Spider-man'd that biatch. Hard.
by Framling February 12, 2010
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