Spider-Man

A red basterd swingin' around buildings with spageti as ropes. The New York hero is red and blue...witch is ugly as hell.That big spider-freak asshole swingin' around is our fiendly neighborhood SPIDER-MAN. A weak geek started getting manly enoughf to go be bit by a spider that then he becomes a costumed man spider. And then there's a lot of vilans are runnig after that Gearge of the Jungle copyright.

MOM: Oh look a plane !
kid: what the hell that's a giant spider.
DAD: NO it's Superman !
retard: it's a giant dick?!?!
Spider-man: NO ! it's me your friendly neighborhood SPIDEY!

by Blubid April 20, 2008

spider farmer

A person who wears unattractive clothes and is sort of asocial. They may be seen wandering the co-op grocery and tasting everything in the store. Spider farmers buy very small amounts.

Look at the creepy spider farmer over there next the cheese counter.

by B.Myers August 24, 2005

spidel

fa-gg-ot (noun):

a man who loves men *NOT* women, *MEN*! spidel is a perfect example of a faggot

by SebLemery March 17, 2010

flying spider monkey

A crusty old teacher, usually Scottish, who's got bad breath and grades essays hard.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Mr. Feeny is a fucking flying spider monkey.

by The Dude's a Pederast January 8, 2008

chocolate spider web of doom

Another name for dirt tracking someone

"I did her up the chocolate spider web of doom"

by Roberto DiMatteo May 1, 2004

Sad Spider

One who does low or lame things on drugs.

I can't believe you not only psycho flipped but then did Jenkem. You are such a sad spider.

by A A Ron January 10, 2008

world spider web

The searchable web excavated by means of spiders

A spider sat beside her as she searched the world spider web with the use of spiders.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008